I was born with FSH (facioscapulohumeral: "face, shoulder, upper arm") muscular dystrophy, a muscle-wasting condition that is usually inherited but shows no sign in either of my parents. The doctors call this a "novel mutation;" I call it bad fucking luck.
I grew up in Worcester, UK, lived in Kidderminster for a while before ending up in Gloucester.
I worked at a museum for a few years back in the days of FoxPro 2.0 and Windows 3.1, before working at a printing factory and enjoying the thrills of maintaining a network of Windows 95 machines. (In 2003 I bought my first Mac and have never looked back.) Nowadays I build average websites and fix software/user issues for fun.
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